I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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