Your tits are I can't wait for
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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