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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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