So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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