Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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