I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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