help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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