i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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