Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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