Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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