yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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