You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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