I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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