im about as happy as oj after his trial
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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