I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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