seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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