there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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