from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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