I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Be still, my beating vagina.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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