Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
