I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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