I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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