Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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