But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My hand turned me down
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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I wish there were birth control emojis
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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