Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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