I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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