whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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