The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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