How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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