No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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