Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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