I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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