Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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