We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
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you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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