You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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