I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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