I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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