At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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