I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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