id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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