I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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