i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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