I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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