And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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