Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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