You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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