The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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