What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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