don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.