I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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