i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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