Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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