I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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