Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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